its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply
is it just me or once you start watching a new serie all the gifsets of it are suddenly on your dash
In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I’ve been conducting a similar experiment.
my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of
- (weird noises)
- what the hell
- i’m going to kill you
- fuck you
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”